Angel of Sarcasm

Blinders

2011-09-02T22:32:00.000-07:00

It never ceases to amaze me how little people actually know about their own religion. I guess it must be easier to believe in something if you don't have to worry about facts, physics or logic getting in the way. I am not saying everyone is like this, but wouldn't it be better to actually understand what you believe. In addition, why is it admirable not to question your religion? Shouldn't you want to know as much as possible so that you have actual reasons to act the way you do? Otherwise, when a situation arises that is neither right nor wrong; (because life is not always black and white) you have to pray for guidance. Does God really give a shit what shoes you wear to church? I know it will be rough, but you might have to figure that one out on your own.

Thank you for that,

AoS

Guns N Roses

2011-08-29T20:13:00.000-07:00

Every so often, I submit to nostalgia. Today I listened to Guns N Roses and rediscovered these lyrics:

"My hands are tied
For all I've seen has changed my mind
But still the wars go on as the years go by
With no love of God or human rights

'Cause all these dreams are swept aside

By bloody hands of the hypnotized
Who carry the cross of homicide
And history bears the scars of our civil wars

I don't need your civil war
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh
I don't need your civil war"

-Guns N Roses

Why would anyone say something so hurtful? If there is a meaning buried beneath the mutilated bodies of intolerance scattered across the entirety of human history it is this…war ROCKS! Who is with me? Yeah! What the hell is wrong with people! War is bullshit, and anyone how says otherwise has never seen it.

Thank you for that,

AoS

Blurters

2011-08-11T13:49:00.000-07:00

Why do blurters think they have something important to say all the time? Normal people can sit back and well, listen to what other people have to say. You know the people I am talking about. The ones that yell your name repeatedly while you are talking to someone else until you finally ask what the hell he/she wants and he/she says "hi." Yeah, I am glad you took the time to grace us with your verbal excrement. Please go kill yourself...quietly...if at all possible.

Thank you for that,
AoS

Intolerance

2011-08-03T21:01:00.000-07:00

Intolerant people rock! Why should anyone feel free to think for themselves? Please hold everyone you know to the standards you set for yourself. It would be a disservice to remain silent, so please grace us with your opinion. We would be lost without your infinite gems of wisdom. Life really is black and white, I am so glad you pointed that out!

P.S. Your mother should have swallowed you.

Thank you for that,
AoS

Sugar, Starch & Lard

2011-07-27T10:52:00.000-07:00

Dieting is harsh. If you know about the HCG diet, than you probably wish otherwise. It is excellent in theory and can be a very effective way to lose weight, but drinking hormones extracted from a pregnant woman’s urine is not as amazing as it sounds. If you eat sugar, starch or even look at a fat person, not only do you forfeit any weight you could have lost, you gain a few pounds. Impossible to gain 10 pounds in 1 day on a 500-calorie diet? Wrong!

Thank you for that,

AoS

Revamped!

2011-07-19T16:04:00.000-07:00

To hell with everything! I am finished catering to other peoples’ feelings. I have deleted every post ever written by AoS! I have done this because it is time for a new beginning. Like the mythical phoenix, I have risen from the ashes of sarcasm’s infernal flame to continue my never-ending search for new people, places and things to hate…then blog about them.

First of all, I am a closet atheist, always have been. This is something many people do not know or want to know about me. I have many reasons to believe what I do, just like everyone else. One of these beliefs is that religion helps and betters many people. That is not something many atheists believe. I like to call these people “angry atheists.” They lash out at a God they do not believe in and a society that has wronged them in some way. Makes sense, right?

Second, I believe in natural ethics. Natural ethics encompass all things right and wrong. Whether religion coincides with natural ethics or not, they do and always will, exist. If the Pope tells you to rape, pillage and plunder in the name of God, then why hold back? (The crusades, check it out)

Lastly, I believe in an afterlife. Nothing ceases to exist. The fact that humanity already does tells me it always will. However, this does not mean humanity is worthy of such an existence. Humanity is a disgusting, pathetic excuse for life and extinction cannot come fast enough. (That was not facetious)

Thank you for that,

AoS